How is this printed and shipped?

Every BoomerProud item is printed to order through our US-based fulfillment partner. Production takes 2-5 business days, then it ships straight to you — nothing sits in a warehouse and nothing goes to waste.

What's the return policy?

If something arrives wrong or damaged, we'll make it right within 30 days. Because items are made to order we can't accept change-of-mind returns once production starts, so double-check your size.

How do the sizes run?

Our tees and hoodies are classic unisex fits on heavyweight cotton. If you're between sizes or want a roomier fit, size up.

1. Pick a color — White

2. Pick your size

3. How many?

Made to order in 2-5 business days. Wrong size or a printing problem? We'll make it right within 30 days.

T-Shirt · Aged to Perfection

“Warning: I Have a Nap Schedule and I'm Not Afraid to Use It”

$32.99

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• Classic yellow and black warning sign design • Crisp, readable typography in bold all-caps • High-contrast colors ensure visibility at any distance • Comfortable, durable print on premium apparel • Perfect for the unapologetic napper in your life • Celebrates the boomer right to rest when you want

100% heavyweight American cotton

Thick, durable, and built to last. No flimsy fabrics here.

Pre-shrunk for a perfect fit

Wash it, dry it, wear it. Fits like a glove from day one.

Printed in the USA

Quality controlled right here at home. Supporting local craftsmen.

About this design

Listen, if you've earned the right to nap, you've earned the right to warn people about it. This isn't some shy, apologetic design—it's a full-on caution sign that announces your sleep schedule to the world. Printed in classic warning sign yellow and black, it's instantly recognizable and laugh-out-loud funny. Whether you're wearing it to the grocery store or lounging at home, you're making it clear: do not disturb during nap hours. This is peak boomer energy, and you're not sorry about it.

Frequently asked questions

How is this printed and shipped?: Every BoomerProud item is printed to order through our US-based fulfillment partner. Production takes 2-5 business days, then it ships straight to you — nothing sits in a warehouse and nothing goes to waste.
What's the return policy?: If something arrives wrong or damaged, we'll make it right within 30 days. Because items are made to order we can't accept change-of-mind returns once production starts, so double-check your size.
How do the sizes run?: Our tees and hoodies are classic unisex fits on heavyweight cotton. If you're between sizes or want a roomier fit, size up.

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