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White“Warranty Expired, Zero Fucks Given”
$24.99
This industrial-strength design is perfect for boomers whose warranty has officially expired and who are completely out of fucks to give. Features authentic warning label styling that'll make people think twice before approaching. • Premium quality cotton blend construction • Fade-resistant industrial yellow and black design • Bold, readable typography that commands attention • Durable printing that won't crack or peel • Perfect conversation starter for the unapologetically experienced
Adjustable Dad Hat Style
Buckle strap, one size fits most.
Embroidered Design
High-quality embroidery that lasts for years.
Printed in the USA
Supporting local craftsmen.



