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“Warranty Expired, Zero Fucks Given”
$34.99
This industrial-strength design is perfect for boomers whose warranty has officially expired and who are completely out of fucks to give. Features authentic warning label styling that'll make people think twice before approaching. • Premium quality cotton blend construction • Fade-resistant industrial yellow and black design • Bold, readable typography that commands attention • Durable printing that won't crack or peel • Perfect conversation starter for the unapologetically experienced
100% Heavyweight American Cotton
Thick, durable, and built to last. No flimsy fabrics here.
Pre-shrunk for a perfect fit
Wash it, dry it, wear it. Fits like a glove from day one.
Printed in the USA
Quality controlled right here at home. Supporting local craftsmen.



