“YOUR ALGORITHM THINKS IT KNOWS ME. I'VE FORGOTTEN MORE THAN IT LEARNED.”

This is the shirt for every boomer who's sick of being tracked, targeted, and underestimated by Big Tech. Your algorithm thinks it knows you? Think again. • Premium 100% cotton jersey, preshrunk • Distressed industrial-style typography in red & black • Grunge texture overlay for authentic edgy appeal • Full-front statement design, impossible to ignore • Tagless neck label for all-day comfort • Printed with eco-friendly, fade-resistant inks • Available in sizes XS–4XL • Made for people who trust their own judgment over AI