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Hat · Anti-Tech & Analog Life
“Your Smart Home Has a Glitch. My Dumb House Has a Porch and Peace.”
$24.99
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• Premium 100% cotton, preshrunk apparel • High-resolution full-color illustration with bold serif typography • Warm brown and cool blue color palette celebrates simple living • Playful anti-tech messaging that resonates with boomers who value analog peace • Durable print quality ensures design holds up through countless washes • Unisex fit available in multiple sizes
Adjustable dad hat style
Buckle strap, one size fits most.
Embroidered design
High-quality embroidery that lasts for years.
Printed in the USA
Supporting local craftsmen.
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About this design
While your neighbor's smart home is getting hacked by some teenager in Estonia, you're sitting on your porch in blissful ignorance with a cold drink and zero notifications. This design celebrates the glorious choice to opt out of the digital rat race. Your house doesn't need to think for you—it just needs a sturdy porch, a comfortable chair, and maybe a cat for company. It's not dumb to choose peace over convenience. It's wisdom. Perfect for boomers who figured out that the best technology is the one that lets you ignore all the other technology.
Frequently asked questions
- How is this printed and shipped?
- Every BoomerProud item is printed to order through our US-based fulfillment partner. Production takes 2-5 business days, then it ships straight to you — nothing sits in a warehouse and nothing goes to waste.
- What's the return policy?
- If something arrives wrong or damaged, we'll make it right within 30 days. Because items are made to order we can't accept change-of-mind returns once production starts, so double-check your size.
- How do the sizes run?
- Our tees and hoodies are classic unisex fits on heavyweight cotton. If you're between sizes or want a roomier fit, size up.
