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T-Shirt · Anti-Tech & Analog Life
“YOUR SMART HOME HAS NOTHING ON MY GUT INSTINCT”
$34.99
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• Premium 100% combed cotton construction • High-definition direct-to-garment printing • Vibrant, fade-resistant color palette (blue, red, black, grey) • Tech-inspired glitch effect for visual impact • Centered front design, perfect for making a statement • Available in classic t-shirt and hoodie formats • Unisex fit with generous chest placement for maximum visibility
100% heavyweight American cotton
Thick, durable, and built to last. No flimsy fabrics here.
Pre-shrunk for a perfect fit
Wash it, dry it, wear it. Fits like a glove from day one.
Printed in the USA
Quality controlled right here at home. Supporting local craftsmen.
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About this design
Your fancy smart home can collect dust while your gut does the real work. This design captures the Boomer philosophy perfectly: skip the algorithms, trust your instincts, and never apologize for it. Bold colors and a retro-tech glitch effect make it eye-catching on any chest. Whether you're skeptical of AI, proud of your old-school wisdom, or just sick of being told what to do by a rectangle in your pocket, this is your uniform. Strong cotton, sharp print, zero apologies.
Frequently asked questions
- How is this printed and shipped?
- Every BoomerProud item is printed to order through our US-based fulfillment partner. Production takes 2-5 business days, then it ships straight to you — nothing sits in a warehouse and nothing goes to waste.
- What's the return policy?
- If something arrives wrong or damaged, we'll make it right within 30 days. Because items are made to order we can't accept change-of-mind returns once production starts, so double-check your size.
- How do the sizes run?
- Our tees and hoodies are classic unisex fits on heavyweight cotton. If you're between sizes or want a roomier fit, size up.
