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T-Shirt · Anti-Tech & Analog Life
“Your WiFi Password Is Weak. My Scotch Is Strong.”
$34.99
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• Premium 100% combed cotton (t-shirt) or cotton-blend (hoodie) • High-definition direct-to-garment printing • Vintage whiskey glass illustration with WiFi signal graphics • Bold serif typography in gold and black • Durable, fade-resistant inks • Comfortable fit, perfect for bars, grilling, or laying low at home • Unisex sizing
100% heavyweight American cotton
Thick, durable, and built to last. No flimsy fabrics here.
Pre-shrunk for a perfect fit
Wash it, dry it, wear it. Fits like a glove from day one.
Printed in the USA
Quality controlled right here at home. Supporting local craftsmen.
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About this design
This isn't your typical internet joke—it's a lifestyle statement. Your WiFi password might be twelve random characters, but your scotch? That's got real complexity. Perfect for the boomer who actually understands cybersecurity (or pretends to), this design pairs a crisp whiskey glass illustration with WiFi signal graphics that fade into the background like yesterday's tech support call. Bold, unapologetic typography in gold and black makes it pop on any shirt or mug. Wear it to the country club, the backyard BBQ, or anywhere you need to remind people that your taste in drinks is infinitely stronger than your home network.
Frequently asked questions
- How is this printed and shipped?
- Every BoomerProud item is printed to order through our US-based fulfillment partner. Production takes 2-5 business days, then it ships straight to you — nothing sits in a warehouse and nothing goes to waste.
- What's the return policy?
- If something arrives wrong or damaged, we'll make it right within 30 days. Because items are made to order we can't accept change-of-mind returns once production starts, so double-check your size.
- How do the sizes run?
- Our tees and hoodies are classic unisex fits on heavyweight cotton. If you're between sizes or want a roomier fit, size up.
