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T-Shirt · Anti-Tech & Analog Life
“Your Zoom Call is a Biohazard. Signed, Everyone Over 60.”
$34.99
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• Premium quality cotton blend apparel • Eye-catching biohazard symbol with laptop illustration • Bold red text with distressed styling for authentic boomer attitude • High-contrast design prints crisp on light and dark fabrics • Perfect for making a statement at family gatherings or the office • Unisex fit, comfortable all-day wear
100% heavyweight American cotton
Thick, durable, and built to last. No flimsy fabrics here.
Pre-shrunk for a perfect fit
Wash it, dry it, wear it. Fits like a glove from day one.
Printed in the USA
Quality controlled right here at home. Supporting local craftsmen.
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About this design
If you've been forced into one too many Zoom calls, this design speaks your truth. The biohazard symbol says what everyone over 60 is thinking—these video meetings are a public health crisis. Bold red text with that perfectly distressed, give-no-damn aesthetic makes it clear you're done pretending to be tech-savvy. Whether you're muting yourself by accident, forgetting to unmute on purpose, or wondering why everyone can see your ceiling fan collection, this shirt is your digital protest. It's edgy, it's funny, and it absolutely nails the generational eye-roll that comes with forced videoconferencing. Wear it proudly.
Frequently asked questions
- How is this printed and shipped?
- Every BoomerProud item is printed to order through our US-based fulfillment partner. Production takes 2-5 business days, then it ships straight to you — nothing sits in a warehouse and nothing goes to waste.
- What's the return policy?
- If something arrives wrong or damaged, we'll make it right within 30 days. Because items are made to order we can't accept change-of-mind returns once production starts, so double-check your size.
- How do the sizes run?
- Our tees and hoodies are classic unisex fits on heavyweight cotton. If you're between sizes or want a roomier fit, size up.
