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I REMEMBER WHEN A CELL PHONE WAS A PRISON CELL

$24.99

The ultimate boomer flex. This design captures the golden age of brick phones and pure analog freedom with cutting-edge boomer sarcasm. Perfect for anyone who remembers when a cell phone was actually a brick and didn't own your soul. • Premium print quality on soft, durable apparel • High-contrast black design on light backgrounds • Retro illustration style with modern attitude • Perfect conversation starter at the retirement home • Available on t-shirts, hoodies, and mugs • Distressed typewriter font for authentic grunge appeal

Adjustable Dad Hat Style

Buckle strap, one size fits most.

Embroidered Design

High-quality embroidery that lasts for years.

Printed in the USA

Supporting local craftsmen.

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