“RETIRED. NO ALARM. NO MEETINGS. NO NONSENSE.”

The ultimate retirement manifesto for boomers who've earned the right to do absolutely nothing. • Premium 100% cotton construction for all-day comfort • Bold, high-contrast black print on white — reads from across the room • Minimalist design with serious attitude • Perfect for the person who's done paying dues • Unisex fit available in all sizes • Screen-printed for durability through countless wash cycles • Statement piece that sparks conversations (and laughs)