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Old-School Wisdom

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Your Podcast Is Just Noise. My Garage Has Solutions. - tshirt
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“Your Podcast Is Just Noise. My Garage Has Solutions.”

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My A/C Is Dead. My Beer Is Warm. My 401(k) Is a Hammock. - tshirt
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“My A/C Is Dead. My Beer Is Warm. My 401(k) Is a Hammock.”

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I Fixed Your 'Problem' With a Hammer and a Curse Word. - tshirt
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“I Fixed Your 'Problem' With a Hammer and a Curse Word.”

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I'm Not Aging. I'm Just Accumulating Wisdom and Sarcasm. - tshirt
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“I'm Not Aging. I'm Just Accumulating Wisdom and Sarcasm.”

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My Love Language Is a Cold Beer and a Quiet Room - tshirt
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“My Love Language Is a Cold Beer and a Quiet Room”

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Your AI Is Cute. My Common Sense Is Older and Wiser. - tshirt
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“Your AI Is Cute. My Common Sense Is Older and Wiser.”

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I'm Not a Hoarder, I'm a Collector of Excellent Junk - tshirt
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“I'm Not a Hoarder, I'm a Collector of Excellent Junk”

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I'm Not Retired. I'm on Permanent Standby. - tshirt
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“I'm Not Retired. I'm on Permanent Standby.”

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My Back Goes Out More Often Than I Do. But I Still Kick Ass. - tshirt
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“My Back Goes Out More Often Than I Do. But I Still Kick Ass.”

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My Retirement Plan Involves a Cold Beer and a Hot Grill - tshirt
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“My Retirement Plan Involves a Cold Beer and a Hot Grill”

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My Body Is a Temple. Unfortunately, It's in a Constant State of Renovation. - tshirt
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“My Body Is a Temple. Unfortunately, It's in a Constant State of Renovation.”

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I Don't Need a 'Community.' I Have a Garage. - tshirt
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“I Don't Need a 'Community.' I Have a Garage.”

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My Toolbox Has More Solutions Than Your Internet. - tshirt
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“My Toolbox Has More Solutions Than Your Internet.”

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Your Wi-Fi Is Down? My Hammer Still Works. - tshirt
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“Your Wi-Fi Is Down? My Hammer Still Works.”

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I Survived 2020. Your Monday Isn't Scary. - tshirt
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“I Survived 2020. Your Monday Isn't Scary.”

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I'm the Original 'Do It Yourself' - tshirt
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“I'm the Original 'Do It Yourself'”

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I'm Not Hot, I'm Just Full of Wisdom and Rage - tshirt
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“I'm Not Hot, I'm Just Full of Wisdom and Rage”

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I'm Not Hot. I'm Just Processing My 401k Losses at Maximum Speed. - tshirt
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“I'm Not Hot. I'm Just Processing My 401k Losses at Maximum Speed.”

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I Don't Need a 'Support Animal.' I Have a Dog and a Bad Attitude. - tshirt
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“I Don't Need a 'Support Animal.' I Have a Dog and a Bad Attitude.”

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I'm Not Plain Text. I'm Bold, Italic, and Underlined. - tshirt
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“I'm Not Plain Text. I'm Bold, Italic, and Underlined.”

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I'm Not Stubborn. I'm Just Consistently Right. - tshirt
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“I'm Not Stubborn. I'm Just Consistently Right.”

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Your Generation Has a Podcast. I Have a Garage Full of Tools. - tshirt
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“Your Generation Has a Podcast. I Have a Garage Full of Tools.”

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I'm Not Hot Flashing, I'm Just Radiating Excellence - tshirt
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“I'm Not Hot Flashing, I'm Just Radiating Excellence”

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I Don't Need a 'Life Hack.' I Need a Bourbon and a Quiet Corner. - tshirt
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“I Don't Need a 'Life Hack.' I Need a Bourbon and a Quiet Corner.”

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