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Color
White“RETIRED: MY FULL-TIME JOB IS NOW NOT GIVING A DAMN”
$24.99
Style
The ultimate retirement power move, now wearable. This design captures the energy of finally being FREE from the 9-to-5 grind. • Premium heavyweight 100% cotton (t-shirt & hoodie) • Distressed vintage-style print for that "earned this attitude" vibe • Vibrant orange on white — high contrast, easy to read • Screen-printed for durability through years of idgaf-ness • Unisex sizing, comfortable fit • Perfect for golf outings, cruise departures, or just kicking back at home • Pairs perfectly with jeans, shorts, or pajama pants — your choice • Clock icon adds a fun graphic element without being too cutesy
Adjustable Dad Hat Style
Buckle strap, one size fits most.
Embroidered Design
High-quality embroidery that lasts for years.
Printed in the USA
Supporting local craftsmen.
Frequently Asked Questions
- How is this printed and shipped?
- Every BoomerProud item is printed to order through our US-based fulfillment partner. Production takes 2-5 business days, then it ships straight to you — nothing sits in a warehouse and nothing goes to waste.
- What's the return policy?
- If something arrives wrong or damaged, we'll make it right within 30 days. Because items are made to order we can't accept change-of-mind returns once production starts, so double-check your size.
- How do the sizes run?
- Our tees and hoodies are classic unisex fits on heavyweight cotton. If you're between sizes or want a roomier fit, size up.
