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My Social Network Is a Porch Swing. And It's Full. - tshirt
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“My Social Network Is a Porch Swing. And It's Full.”

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My 401(k) Is Now a 101(k) – I Need a Nap. - tshirt
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“My 401(k) Is Now a 101(k) – I Need a Nap.”

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My A/C Is a Memory. My Beer Is a Dream. My Patience Is on Vacation. - tshirt
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“My A/C Is a Memory. My Beer Is a Dream. My Patience Is on Vacation.”

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Retired: My To-Do List Is a Cold Beer, a Warm Grill, and a Quiet Afternoon. - tshirt
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“Retired: My To-Do List Is a Cold Beer, a Warm Grill, and a Quiet Afternoon.”

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I'm Not Hot. I'm Just Radiating the Heat of a Thousand Lost 401(k)s. - tshirt
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“I'm Not Hot. I'm Just Radiating the Heat of a Thousand Lost 401(k)s.”

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I'm Not Retired. I'm Just on a Permanent Beer-Finding Mission. - tshirt
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“I'm Not Retired. I'm Just on a Permanent Beer-Finding Mission.”

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I Don't Need a 'Mantra.' I Have a Cold Beer and a Porch Swing. - tshirt
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“I Don't Need a 'Mantra.' I Have a Cold Beer and a Porch Swing.”

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Your Wi-Fi Is Down. My Porch Swing Still Works. - tshirt
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“Your Wi-Fi Is Down. My Porch Swing Still Works.”

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My 401(k) Is a Lawn Chair. My ROI Is a Cold One. - tshirt
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“My 401(k) Is a Lawn Chair. My ROI Is a Cold One.”

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My 401(k) Is Now a 201(k) - tshirt
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“My 401(k) Is Now a 201(k)”

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Retired: My Office Is Now a Barstool - tshirt
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“Retired: My Office Is Now a Barstool”

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My 401(k) Is a Hammock. My ROI Is a Cold One. - tshirt
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“My 401(k) Is a Hammock. My ROI Is a Cold One.”

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I'm Not Retired. I'm on Permanent Standby. - tshirt
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“I'm Not Retired. I'm on Permanent Standby.”

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Monday? I'm Retired. Every Day Is Saturday. - tshirt
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“Monday? I'm Retired. Every Day Is Saturday.”

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My Retirement Plan Involves a Cold Beer and a Hot Grill - tshirt
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“My Retirement Plan Involves a Cold Beer and a Hot Grill”

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Retired: Office Is Closed. Bar Is Open. - tshirt
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“Retired: Office Is Closed. Bar Is Open.”

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Retired: My To-Do List Is Now a Don't-Bother-Me List. And a Nap. - tshirt
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“Retired: My To-Do List Is Now a Don't-Bother-Me List. And a Nap.”

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Retired: My To-Do List Is Just Don't Bother Me - tshirt
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“Retired: My To-Do List Is Just Don't Bother Me”

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I'm Not Hot. I'm Just Processing My 401k Losses at Maximum Speed. - tshirt
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“I'm Not Hot. I'm Just Processing My 401k Losses at Maximum Speed.”

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July 18: My Lawn Is Mowed. My Beer Is Open. My Phone Is on Silent. Don't Bother Me. - tshirt
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“July 18: My Lawn Is Mowed. My Beer Is Open. My Phone Is on Silent. Don't Bother Me.”

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My Lawn Mower Knows More About RPMs Than Your Entire Career - tshirt
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“My Lawn Mower Knows More About RPMs Than Your Entire Career”

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I Was Socially Distant Before It Was Cool. Now It's Called 'Retirement.' - tshirt
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“I Was Socially Distant Before It Was Cool. Now It's Called 'Retirement.'”

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I Retired. Now My Boss Is a Squirrel. My Coworker Is a Sparrow. - tshirt
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“I Retired. Now My Boss Is a Squirrel. My Coworker Is a Sparrow.”

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My 401(k) Is a Hammock. My ROI Is a Tan. - tshirt
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“My 401(k) Is a Hammock. My ROI Is a Tan.”

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